PUNCHING SASQUATCH OF DOOM

: A VERY BASIC PLOT OUTLINE FOR WHAT WILL BE A VERY BASIC STUPIDLY WICKED STUPID FILM :

We see a young girl running through the woods in a panic as she is chased by masked men.
Shows glowing eyes in the shadows of the trees.
The Girl trips and falls as the masked men stand around her laughing but then a large fits flies from off screen punching out the 3 bandits, sending them flying into the trees and knocking them out.
Sasquatch of Doom aka Doomy steps out of the shadows smiling.
The girl says in a daze.... Thank you mister... thank you mister... Sasquatch? .... With pants?
Doomy gives thumbs up and says YOUR DAMN RIGHT!

Cuts to theme music and fast paced opening credits with different cartoon drawings of Doomy in the background

Cuts to the fist of the evil Dr Angus MChitler slamming down on his desk.
Dr Angus: God Damnit we better not lose this one.

A ninja in black with a sword tied to him says : We shall not Dr Mchitler. We have already recieved message from Subject 118s sensors saying they have found subject 111 already. I am sending in the back up as we speak.

Dr Angus; We have him now. (clenches fist)

Cuts back to the forest as Doom is walking with the girl holding her hand telling her this is a dangerous forest full of evil and that he will take her somewhere safe. All said in bad broken english with ugs and grunts.

Pans back into the woods to show another pair of eyes watching them.

Cuts to Doomy and the girl sitting by a fire as the girl explains she doesnt know how she got there as she thinks she has lost her memory. Doomy sort of explains that he didnt originally come from the forest but lived with an evil man that did experiments on him.

Cuts to a hazy flash back of Doomy escpaing a cage and running from gun fire with Dr ANgus yelling in the background then showing Doomy hiding in the forest.

Doomy: It safe here, easy to hide, no bad men, no bad monsters bug me. Forest has monsters, but they better then evil men, Monsters dont bug me, Me Smash them if they do!

- Cuts to a van pulling up in a clearing in the woods as the ninja and several soilders get out. The Ninja checks a device saying "They are near by, full force, lets take em down"

-Cuts to Doomy eating a fish as the girl looks on rather grossed out. SUddenly they hear a howl in the air.
Doomy tell the girl to get in the cave as its one of the evil forest monsters he has fought before.


Doomy goes into the woods looking and sniffing until a dark skinny figure jumps out of the bushes with long hair, long claws and big fangs. Its the Chupacadra!

Cupa: Hissss Hissss

Doomy ROar

the two scuffle for a momment before the soilders come out of the bushes fireing on them.

Soilder: Sir The Sasquatch Subject 111 and Suject 118 are here together.

The nInja apears out of the shadows, "Stand back soilders that is Subject 111 but I do not know what the other creature is"

Soilder: What ? WHat is it?

Ninja I said I dont know.

Doomy fight the soilders throwing them around then turn back to Chupacadra.

Cupacadra and Doom fight some more.

Ninja: ok lets take em both down, I am sure the doc will want this other creature as well whatever it is.

Just then the girl comes out of the clearing as the soilders open fire.

Soilders: Hold up its a girl!

The Girl walks inbetween the Chupcadra and Doomy

Ninja: That is SUbject 118

The girls hands turn into needles and she shoots them into the neck of the chupacadra and Doomy. Doomy roars and throws the chupa into a tree as he turns around grabs the girl and pushes her off her feet then runs away into the woods.

The ninja grabs the girl and orders the soilders to take the chupacadra.








Cuts to Doomy running through the woods halucinating pyschodelic lights until he passes out in a stream.




Shows the van driving away.






Cuts to Dr Mchitler : A god Damn Chupacadra! You go to get my monster and bring me home new one.

Ninja: I am sorry doctor.

Dr: No no this is fine... this one is much more beautiful. And evil looking. I am sure we can do something with this
(shows the Chupacadra asleep on a table tied down) AMazing my own monster I painstakenly made by my own science just happened to hide a forest full of its own monsters. It's it beautiful. I like to think of it as destiny.

A nurse walks in with the girl from earliar.

Dr: Ahhh thank you nurse and welcome back to me Subject 118 (he takes the girls artifical ear off) Your tracking system and weapons worked well but we need to reset your memory, you dont need to know all this violence.

Just before he could press a button in the girls open ear the Chupacadra wakes up and breaks free of its bindings. The nurse screams as the chup attacks her ripping her throat out. The Ninja attacks swinging his sword, he misses and hits a table as the Chupa pshes the ninja and the doctor out of the way before running out of the room.

Dr : GET IT!!! (they chase after the chupacadra as the girl picks up her ear)




Cuts to Doomy back in the woods waking up all groggy, he smells a piece of the girls shirt that is still gripped in his hand he roars and starts to run.. and run and run
Running montage showing him run from the forest into the city.






Doomy confront a street gang and busts them all up in a bloody street fight, he then continues down alley ways until he finds an alley way that heads to a large garage door he sees open as the Chupacadra runs out with a severed head in its hands. Screaming and gun fire is heard as soilders run after it. The Dr comes out of the garage door and makes eye contact with Doomy.

Dr: My creation! My Boy, You Have come back to me on your own.

Behind the dr stands the girl looking still and emotionless.

Doomy roars and runs at the Doctor and punches him out. Some soilders attack but he makes short work of them, He puts the girl over his shoulder and runs after Chupacadra.




CUTS to 3 girls passing a join around each other in an alley way.

The Chupacadra runs at them attacks the girls slaughtering them. The chupacadra tears one of the girls dresses off their body.






Cuts to Doom climbing up a buildings wall with the girl and throwing her ontop of the room.





Doomy: WHy you hurt me?

Girl: I am sorry I do not know.

The girls mouth opens and a gun comes out and fires at Doomy but misses so Doomy winds up and punches the girls head off.

Doomy: Stupid Girl Stupid loud mouth

Dr ANgus Mchitler and the Ninja come out of no where with a remote in the Doctors hand.

Dr: She was my creation my Sasquatch of Doom, You do remember me dont you.

Doomy: Yes you evil, me no like you

Dr: But you to are my creation so you have no say in the matter. I made her of metal and wire and you of cells and testtubes. I raised you as my own. To be my little Sasquatch of doom.

Doomy: ROAR!

Just then the Chupacadra jumps into shot covered in blood and wearing a dress.

Ninja: Jesus!

Dr: Ok this creature .... not so usable. Destroy it!

The Ninja attacks the Chupacadra but Doomy joins in and the 3 battle until the Chupacadra and Doomy stab and punch the Ninja at once and he falls to his knees.

The Dr comes up behind the Chupacadra with a tazer knocking it down.

Dr: Now my little Doomy your coming with me, come back to the lab, you belong to me.

Doomy ROars as the Chupacadra reaches up between the Drs legs ripping his nuts off then Doom grabs the doctor snapping his neck.

Doomy falls to his knees in tears as the Chupacadra leans on Doom stroking his hair,

Chupacadra: I watch you in the forest, you are like me, we are monsters... we belong together.

Doomy stands up and punches through the stomach of the chupacadra and pulls out its guts.

The Chupacadra falls down dead.

Doomy: Stupid Monster

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